I’ll admit it: I kinda got into the Olympics. I found myself caught up in the drama, the events, the competition – and I couldn’t stop watching. In fact, I even thought about buying some “Team USA” gear to wear around town.
Then I went to the website and didn’t buy a darn thing. Here’s why:

You have to be a HUGE Kobe Bryant fan to wear this shirt. And even then – its a little absurd. There is also one for LeBron James and Yao. They all look like this. Enormous faces. No thanks.

The symbol on the shirt means “wisdom”. Safe to say, I have enough wisdom to know this is one ugly shirt. Purple with yellow writing?

Maybe I’m just not hip enough to appreciate the ‘blue stripe/blue shiny USA’ on this one. But I can already picture my friends’ reactions if I rolled into a bar wearing this. Not pretty.

That’s right folks – its a skin tight red shirt with BEIJING written across it. Its a “Ralph Lauren” – which probably means something to some people. Who looks at this and thinks, “yes…I must have it!”??
And these are just the t-shirts. They also sell hats, sweatshirts, jackets, hoodies – and they’re all awful.
Proud to be an American – just not proud enough to wear some ugly clothes.
kevin
Maybe I’m wrong and some people like this stuff.
If you do: feel free to buy it all at http://www.usolympicshop.com